It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
- William Shakespeare

Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once.
- Winston Churchill

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
- Benjamin Franklin

I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.
- Albert Einstein

In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche