Zsa Zsa Gabor, when asked which of the Gabor women was the oldest, said "She'll never admit it, but I believe it is Mama." When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
Have the courage of your desire.
She always says she dislikes the abnormal, it is so obvious. She says the normal is so much more simply complicated and interesting.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.
It's a simple formula: do your best and somebody might like it.
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
For mem'ry has painted this perfect day. With colors that never fade, And we find at the end of a perfect day, The soul of a friend we've made
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
Acquittal of the guilty damns the judge.
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give.
God could not be everywhere, therefore he made mothers.
If you want something done right, get someone else to do it.
It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.
Combine common sense and the Golden Rule, and you will have very little bad luck.
Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire of changing his bed. One would prefer to suffer near the fire, and another is certain he would get well if he were by the window.
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.
Prayer is the soul's breathing itself into the bosom of its heavenly Father.
I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me, but they don't.