Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Never trust the teller. Trust the tale.
No morality can be founded on authority, even if the authority were divine.
We can do no great things-only small things with great love.
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.
The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female.
The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
It is a characteristic of all movements and crusades that the psychopathic element rises to the top.
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and will not know them because we hate them.
Let no one be deluded that a knowledge of the path can substitute for putting one foot in front of the other.
My disease is one of the best things that has happened to me; it has pulled me out of a quietly desperate life toward one full of love and hope.
We should every night call ourselves to an account: What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed! What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired?
The darkest hour of any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.