Wise men appreciate all men, for they see the good in each and know how hard it is to make anything good.
You cannot plan the future by the past.
It is possible to live in San Francisco for $35,000 a year. Obviously, that doesn't include food or lodging.
A minority group has 'arrived' only when it has the right to produce some fools and scoundrels without the entire group paying for it.
The will of man is his happiness.
Loyalty is what we seek in friendship.
The first law of war is to preserve ourselves and destroy the enemy.
No one is expected to achieve the impossible.
I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
No member of a society has a right to teach any doctrine contrary to what society holds to be true.
Knowledge of sin is the beginning of salvation.
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowhip with other human beings as we take our place among them.
I have an inward treasure born within me, which can keep me alive if all the extraneous delights should be withheld; or offered only at a price I cannot afford.
He who hates vice hates men.
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
'No' and 'Yes' are words quickly said, but they need a great amount of thought before you utter them.
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti - it requires so much attention.
When you buy, use your eyes and your mind, not your ears.
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.