People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest persons uneasy, is the best bred in the company.
The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm ... to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore.
Time deals gently only with those who take it gently.
We are as much informed of a writer's genius by what he selects as by what he originates.
Victories that are cheap are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
Help me, Cassius, or I sink!
Wisdom is the most important part of happiness.
She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.
Disorder in the society is the result of disorder in the family.
Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.
A friend of mine hated her husband so much that when he died she had him cremated, blended him with marijuana, and smoked him. She said, "That's the best he's made me feel in years."
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.
Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.
Kill the snake of doubt in your soul, crush the worms of fear in your heart, and mountains will move out of your way.
Man in Canadian art is rarely in command of his environment or ever at home in it.
A charge to keep I have, A God to glorify: A never-dying soul to save, And fit it for the sky.