There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency, and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency, and a vice.
Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge.
When the fox preaches, look to your geese.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
The public do not know enough to be experts, yet know enough to decide between them.
Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again.
You cannot make a crab walk straight.
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
Things do not change; we change.
Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle, and a victory.
Happiness is a by-product of helping others.
A good message will always find a messenger.
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful, and multiply." But not in those words.
The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.
I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back.
As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score, I'm the loser.
We cannot change anything unless we accept it.
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed; maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
Angling is an innocent cruelty.
Truth is the only safe ground to stand upon.