It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain

In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
- Benjamin Franklin

Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find.
- John F. Kennedy

The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes.
- Robert Louis Stevenson