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Elayne Boosler (1952 - Present)American comedian.
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Elayne Boosler Quotes and Quotations
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask directions.
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I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have. |
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