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Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
(1952 - Present)
American comedian.
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
- Elayne Boosler | God Quotes
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
- Elayne Boosler | Self-Knowledge Quotes
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
- Elayne Boosler | Men and Women Quotes
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask directions.
- Elayne Boosler | Religion Quotes


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