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Evan Esar Quotes and Quotations
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
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I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. |
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