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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing. - Winston Churchill Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go. - William Shakespeare Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. - Henry David Thoreau

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

- George Burns | Acting and the Theatre Quotes

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

- George Burns | Aging and Old Age Quotes

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

- George Burns | Government and Rule Quotes

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.

- George Burns | Right Quotes

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- George Burns | Family Quotes

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

- George Burns | Birthdays and Age Quotes

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

- George Burns | Birthdays and Age Quotes

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.

- George Burns | Business Quotes

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family ... in another city.

- George Burns | Family Quotes

I look better, feel better, make love better, and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.

- George Burns | Happiness Quotes

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

- George Burns | Professions and Work Quotes