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Henny Youngman Quotes and Quotations


You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Henny Youngman | Beginnings Quotes
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman | Companionship Quotes
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
- Henny Youngman | Professions and Work Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Religion Quotes
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
- Henny Youngman | Religion Quotes
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
- Henny Youngman | Religion Quotes
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes
I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes


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