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Henny Youngman Quotes and Quotations

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

- Henny Youngman | Beginnings Quotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

- Henny Youngman | Companionship Quotes

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

- Henny Youngman | Professions and Work Quotes

I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

- Henny Youngman | Religion Quotes

I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

- Henny Youngman | Religion Quotes

I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.

- Henny Youngman | Religion Quotes

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

- Henny Youngman | Thank-yous and Closures Quotes

I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

- Henny Youngman | Humorous Quotes