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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes and Quotations
It's good to play, and you must keep in practice. The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy. There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track. I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him? I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him? |