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Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find. - John F. KennedyIf we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother TeresaIt ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. - Mark TwainSuccess is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing. - Winston ChurchillChildren are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. KennedyPolitics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill |
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I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . . I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting. Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral, I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them." One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older. |
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