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S. L. Clemens
S. L. Clemens
(1835 - 1910)
American writer and humorist, better known by the pen name Mark Twain.
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
- S. L. Clemens | Adam and Eve Quotes
This poor little one-horse town.
- S. L. Clemens | City Quotes
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
- S. L. Clemens | Congress Quotes
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
- S. L. Clemens | Fools Quotes
Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
- S. L. Clemens | Journalism Quotes
The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty, and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.
- S. L. Clemens | Jury Quotes
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
- S. L. Clemens | Man Quotes
Modesty died when false modesty was born.
- S. L. Clemens | Modesty Quotes
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
- S. L. Clemens | Modesty Quotes
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.
- S. L. Clemens | Opinion Quotes
He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.
- S. L. Clemens | Poverty Quotes
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure.
- S. L. Clemens | Success Quotes


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