Samuel Butler Quotes and Quotations
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
I keep my books at the British Museum and at Mudies.
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes.
I can generally bear the separation, but I don't like the leave-taking.
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practised.
Conscience is thoroughly well-bred, and soon leaves off talking to those who do not wish to hear it.
Neither have they hearts to stay, Nor wit enough to run away.
The test of a good critic is whether he knows when and how to believe on insufficient evidence.
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
If life must not be taken too seriously - then so neither must death.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public, and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Whatso'er we perpetrate We do but row, we are steered by fate.
It does not matter much what a man hates, provided he hates something.
An apology for the Devil - it must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
It has been said that though God cannot alter the past, historians can - it is perhaps because they can be useful to Him in this respect that He tolerates their existence.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
The public do not know enough to be experts, yet know enough to decide between them.
A lawyer's dream of heaven - every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
I reckon being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense; but some are greater nonsense than others.
The advantage of doing one's praising to oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Silence is not always tact, and it is tact that is golden, not silence.
People care more about being thought to have good taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable.
Loyalty is still the same, Whether it win or lose the game; True as a dial to the sun, Although it be not shined upon.
To put one's trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will chance it.
It is the function of vice to keep virtue within reasonable grounds.
A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner but more durable metal.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
All animals except man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
People are lucky and unlucky ... according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
Faith is a kind of betting, or speculation.
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
Our self-conceit sustains, and always must sustain us.
The foundations which we would dig about and find are within us, like the Kingdom of Heaven, rather than without.
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
What runs through a person like water through a sieve.
Our latest moment is always our supreme moment. Five minutes delay in dinner now is more important than a great sorrow ten years gone.
Every one should keep a mental wastepaper basket and the older he grows the more things he will consign to it-torn up to irrecoverable tatters.
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held, and not in the dogma or want of dogma, that the danger lies.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
The tendency of modern science is to reduce proof to absurdity by continually reducing absurdity to proof.
To live is like to love: all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct is for it.
No matter how ill we may be, nor how low we may have fallen, we should not change identity with any other person.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
People are lucky and unlucky ... according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
There is one thing certain, namely, that we can have nothing certain; therefore it is not certain that we can have nothing certain.
One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once.
We grow weary of those things (and perhaps soonest) which we most desire.
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
Man, unlike the animal, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.