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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go. - William Shakespeare Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.

- H. L. Mencken

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

- Scott Elledge

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

- R. C. Sherriff

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

- George Foreman

Leisure time is when your wife can't find you

- Anonymous

Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

- Laurence J. Peter

I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?

- Brian Morgan

Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much pay.

- Anonymous

Constant togetherness is fine— but only for Siamese twins.

- Victoria Billings

Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

- Burt Reynolds

Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire, so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.

- Anonymous

Since our boss will be retiring soon, it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.

- Anonymous

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.

- Lady Nancy Astor