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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother Teresa Home is the place, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. - Benjamin Disraeli Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find. - John F. Kennedy

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope | Love Quotes

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

- Bob Hope | Religion Quotes

It you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope | Sport Quotes

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now—a punchy ex-pug.

- Bob Hope | Adversity Quotes

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope | Passion Quotes

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope | Birthdays and Age Quotes

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

- Bob Hope | Cities and Travel Quotes

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

- Bob Hope | Politics Quotes

I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

- Bob Hope | Religion Quotes

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope | Sports Quotes

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

- Bob Hope | Thank-yous and Closures Quotes