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Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once.
- Winston Churchill

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
- Benjamin Franklin

I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
- Albert Einstein

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain

One man who has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
- George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Fran Lebowitz Quotes and Quotations

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

- Fran Lebowitz | Food Quotes

There is no such thing as inner peace, there is only nervousness and death.

- Fran Lebowitz | Peace Quotes

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

- Fran Lebowitz | Other Side Quotes

London: A place you go to get bronchitis.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

- Fran Lebowitz | Family Quotes

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

- Fran Lebowitz | Success Quotes

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

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I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.

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