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Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. - Henry David Thoreau In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find. - John F. Kennedy The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either.

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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go, they go!

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My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

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I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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