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Jack Benny
(1894 - 1974)American actor.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go, they go!
My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find.
