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Johnny Carson Quotes and Quotations
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
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Home is the place, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. |
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