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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
- William Shakespeare

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
- William Shakespeare

In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
- Henry David Thoreau

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.
- Abraham Lincoln

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

Lenny Bruce Quotes and Quotations

The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me, Ma.'

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to Be if I Grow Up."

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I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.

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