Peter de Vries Quotes and Quotations
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination, but the combination is locked up in the safe.
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.