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Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. - Benjamin Franklin If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother Teresa Don't hate, it's too big a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr. I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein One man who has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. - George Bernard Shaw Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

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I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

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