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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 - 2004)
American comedian and actor.
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Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
- Rodney Dangerfield | Difficult Days Quotes
I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield | Love and Marriage Quotes
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
- Rodney Dangerfield | Sex Quotes
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- Rodney Dangerfield | Sex Quotes


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