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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004) American comedian and actor.

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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes and Quotations

Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.

- Rodney Dangerfield | Difficult Days Quotes

I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.

- Rodney Dangerfield | Love and Marriage Quotes

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

- Rodney Dangerfield | Sex Quotes

I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

- Rodney Dangerfield | Sex Quotes