Sex Quotes and Quotations
I'll wager that in ten years it will be fashionable again to be a virgin.
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Sex is a relatively recent addition to the dance of life. For more than 2,000,000,000 years, asexual reproduction was the rule. You know, if you were a creature, you just separated into two clones.
Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.
The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.
Two-parent sex appeared on the scene about 500,000,000 years ago.
When she raises her eyelids it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.
Sex is the great amateur art.
Of all sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.
I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. This is something God recognizes I will do - and I have done it - and God forgives me for it.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Sex - the poor man's polo.
Lord, make me chaste - but not yet.
The natural man has only two primal passions - to get and beget.
Amoebas at the start were not complex -They tore themselves apart and started sex.
Every animal is sad after intercourse.
As a matter of biology, if something bites you it is probably female.
Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more.
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!'
While a person does not give up on sex, sex does not give up on the person.
I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.
Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
For birth control I rely on my personality.
Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I was with this girl the other night, and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380 SL convertible.