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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. - Benjamin Disraeli We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect. - Henry David Thoreau In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy One man who has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. - George Bernard Shaw

This gathering is what I call "intimate," which really means "Where is everybody?"

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I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

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The groom is so much better for her than her last boyfriend. He's sophisticated, he brings her flowers and candy, he dines by candlelight. Her last boyfriend thought it was enough to spray her name on a fence.

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He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.

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