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Tim Conway (1933 - Present) American comedian.

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Tim Conway Quotes and Quotations

This gathering is what I call "intimate," which really means "Where is everybody?"

- Tim Conway | Openers and Introductions Quotes

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

- Tim Conway | Looks Quotes

The groom is so much better for her than her last boyfriend. He's sophisticated, he brings her flowers and candy, he dines by candlelight. Her last boyfriend thought it was enough to spray her name on a fence.

- Tim Conway | Love and Marriage Quotes

He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.

- Tim Conway | Sports Quotes