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We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic, . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.
You're only young once, but you can always be immature.
Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this fascinating culture, is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase.
He couldn't get into Harvard even if he had the dean's wife at gunpoint.
- Dave Barry | Education Quotes
Passing the SAT: My personal theory is that it has to do with how much money you send them in the mail. I think the amounts they tell you to send are actually just suggested minimum donations - if you get my drift.
- Dave Barry | Education Quotes
Apparently, he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine, if you get my drift.
- Dave Barry | Insults Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes


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