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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. - William Shakespeare The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. - Benjamin Disraeli My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go. - William Shakespeare I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy

We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic, . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.

- Dave Barry | Openers and Introductions Quotes

You're only young once, but you can always be immature.

- Dave Barry | Birthdays and Age Quotes

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

- Dave Barry | Cities and Travel Quotes

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

- Dave Barry | Cities and Travel Quotes

I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this fascinating culture, is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase.

- Dave Barry | Cities and Travel Quotes

He couldn't get into Harvard even if he had the dean's wife at gunpoint.

- Dave Barry | Education Quotes

Passing the SAT: My personal theory is that it has to do with how much money you send them in the mail. I think the amounts they tell you to send are actually just suggested minimum donations—if you get my drift.

- Dave Barry | Education Quotes

Apparently, he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine, if you get my drift.

- Dave Barry | Insults Quotes