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Dave Barry Quotes and Quotations
 We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic, . . . Dr. Ted Clinic. - Dave Barry | Openers and Introductions Quotes  You're only young once, but you can always be immature. - Dave Barry | Birthdays and Age Quotes Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash. - Dave Barry | Cities and Travel Quotes Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school. - Dave Barry | Cities and Travel Quotes I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this fascinating culture, is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase. - Dave Barry | Cities and Travel Quotes He couldn't get into Harvard even if he had the dean's wife at gunpoint. - Dave Barry | Education Quotes Passing the SAT: My personal theory is that it has to do with how much money you send them in the mail. I think the amounts they tell you to send are actually just suggested minimum donations - if you get my drift. - Dave Barry | Education Quotes Apparently, he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine, if you get my drift. - Dave Barry | Insults Quotes Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school. - Dave Barry | Humorous Quotes |
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