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Don't hate, it's too big a burden to bear.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.
- Albert Einstein

Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find.
- John F. Kennedy

Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once.
- Winston Churchill

Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing.
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Elmer Pasta Quotes and Quotations

She claims she just turned thirty, but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him, any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert�someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend�a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She is such a health food nut, she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

- Elmer Pasta | Health Quotes

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

- Elmer Pasta | Insults Quotes

You can easily tell he's a newlywed, because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

He must really be a big success� even his mother-in-law admits it.

- Elmer Pasta | Success Quotes

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