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I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
- Albert Einstein

We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
- Henry David Thoreau

Don't hate, it's too big a burden to bear.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Home is the place, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
- Robert Frost

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
- William Shakespeare

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

Jacob Braude Quotes and Quotations

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

- Jacob Braude | Health Quotes

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.

- Jacob Braude | Money Quotes

Father reading report card: One thing in your favor� with these grades, you couldn't possibly be cheating.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

- Jacob Braude | Sports Quotes

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Home is the place, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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