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speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
- Jacob Braude | Birthdays and Age Quotes
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
- Jacob Braude | Health Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Love and Marriage Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Love and Marriage Quotes
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.
- Jacob Braude | Men and Women Quotes
There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.
- Jacob Braude | Money Quotes
Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades, you couldn't possibly be cheating.
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.
- Jacob Braude | Sports Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes
she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
- Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes


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