Robert Benchley Quotes and Quotations
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?