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We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect. - Henry David Thoreau I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have. - Abraham Lincoln Home is the place, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing. - Winston Churchill Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Wait'll next year!" is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

- Robert Orben | Hope Quotes

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

- Robert Orben | Family Quotes

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

- Robert Orben | Birthdays and Age Quotes

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

- Robert Orben | Birthdays and Age Quotes

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

- Robert Orben | Birthdays and Age Quotes

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.

- Robert Orben | Family Quotes

I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

- Robert Orben | Family Quotes

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

- Robert Orben | Health Quotes

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper, he would have asked for separate checks!

- Robert Orben | Insults Quotes

Planned obsolescence isn't a new idea— God always used it with people.

- Robert Orben | Life and Death Quotes

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

- Robert Orben | Love and Marriage Quotes

Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa} It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.

- Robert Orben | Politics Quotes

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

- Robert Orben | Professions and Work Quotes

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off—and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

- Robert Orben | Professions and Work Quotes

What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?

- Robert Orben | Religion Quotes

I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer?

- Robert Orben | Religion Quotes