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I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor, magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and 20 or 30 billion dollars and, vroom! There he is, up on a rock, a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.

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I've had an unhappy life, thank God.

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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

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When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

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When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

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