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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go. - William Shakespeare Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. - Benjamin Franklin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. - William Shakespeare We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect. - Henry David Thoreau If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother Teresa

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

- Grade Allen

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

- Eugene Field

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

- Rita Rudner

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

- Grace Williams

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

- Larry David

Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.

- Tracey Ullman

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

- Marshall McLuhan

When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

- Russell Baker

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

- Rita Mae Brown

Always a godfather—never a god!

- Alexander Woollcott

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

- Rita Rudner