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Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once. - Winston Churchill I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein Don't hate, it's too big a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr. Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whisky.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink - and, you know, I never even thanked her.

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Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't like to own one.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake—which I also keep handy.

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I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

- W. C. Fields | Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes

It was a woman who drove me to drink— and you know, I never even thanked her.

- W. C. Fields | Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes

Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields | Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

- W. C. Fields | Health Quotes

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, by making a dog play dead.

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When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer."

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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